Namma ooru Policekaran!!!
Comedian Vivek solra maathiri,namma oorula police na, “periya thoppa(paunch) irukanum lanjam(bribe) vanga theriyanum… appadi illana avan police a illa”. But in the recent days, their habits seems to be only deteriotating by the day. There is no limit to the cheapness they lower down to. I really pity them actually. Is it because they are not paid enough by our government? Or is it because they are too greedy and want to earn a quick buck? I am sure u can relate urself to these incidents that happened to me
INCIDENT 1:
TIME: 6.30 PM
AREA: Near Marina Beach
My frnd: (Driving his bike at very high speed…)
Police Mama: dei dei..vandiya orama nipatu…license iruka?
Frnd: illa sir..
PM: RC Book iruka?
Frnd: illa sir..
PM: insurance avathu iruka da?
Frnd: illa sir..
PM: rash driving, no license, no rc book, no insurance..ethuvume illama ethukuda ne ellam vara? Fine a kattu..(PAY UP the fine).
<fine amount- 1000 bucks for each of the offense>
Frnd: enkitta avalo illa sir…
PM: Fine a kattuna 5000 rupees(no idea why fine was 5000 n not 4000 bucks :-D) inga kattuna 1000 rupees. Eppadi vasathi?
Frnd: enkitta avalo illa sir..
PM: evalo da iruku unkita?
Frnd: I have only 12 rupees sir (one ten rupee note n a 2 rupee coin :-P )
PM: (after doing some deep thinking on what to do) seri seri…atha kuduthutu po..don’t repeat this again..
Frnd: ????? <mind voice- enna kevalamana polapu da ithu!!!!!>
INCIDENT 2:
TIMING: 4PM
AREA: Cenotaph Road
Me: (Rushing to meet my uncle..)JUMP THE SIGNAL
PM: (rushes out in front of the car and asks me to ooramkatufy)
Me: DAMN!! (I have only80 bucks in the wallet :-D)
PM: vandia vittu keela erangu..erangu…
Me: Sorry sir, time aayduchu…going to meet my uncle. He’s in the hospital.
PM: ne ippadi drive pannuna neeye poi hospital admit ayiduva da!!
Me: sorry sir, this won’t happen again.
PM: Fine pay pannu..signal jump pannita..case potta vandiya seize panniduvanga.2000 fine pay pannu.
Me: Sorry sir, enkita cash 80 rupees than iruku. I have only card (unluckily I didn’t see an ATM nearby L )
PM: seri seri..card irukula..there’s an ATM nearby. Go take cash from there.
Me: WATTTT!!!!sir, I have only hundred bucks there in the account.
PM: paravala. Vandiya seize panna vendamna poi 100 rupeesa eduthutu va. You also have 80 rupees la. Give me 180 and go.
Me: *#%#&*@%$^$%*%^#&* Unwillingly give him the cash and leave the place
WORSHTTUUUUU!!!!!! Can the Indian police become any worse???
Itha nan enga poi solli feel panradhu?? *SIGH* God save us all…